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I tracked what longtime vegans actually eat in a typical week and it's way more boring than Instagram suggests

Spoiler alert: nobody is making rainbow Buddha bowls at 7am on a Tuesday.

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Spoiler alert: nobody is making rainbow Buddha bowls at 7am on a Tuesday.

Scroll through any vegan hashtag and you'll find towering acai bowls, perfectly swirled cashew cheese boards, and smoothies so photogenic they belong in a museum. It's beautiful. It's inspiring. It's also wildly misleading about what most of us actually eat on a random Wednesday.

I got curious about the gap between vegan Instagram and vegan reality. So I asked twelve longtime vegans, people who've been at this for five years or more, to track everything they ate for one full week. No special occasions, no meal prep for content. Just regular life.

What came back was surprisingly consistent, refreshingly unglamorous, and honestly kind of comforting.

The repeat rotation is real

Here's the thing about sustainable eating habits: they're built on repetition. Research on eating behavior shows that most people rotate through roughly nine to twelve meals regularly. My informal survey backed this up completely.

Almost everyone had a breakfast they ate four or five days out of seven. Oatmeal with peanut butter showed up constantly. So did toast with avocado or hummus. One person just wrote "coffee and banana" for five consecutive mornings. Nobody was blending dragonfruit at dawn.

Lunches followed the same pattern. Leftovers dominated. Bean and rice bowls appeared over and over. Several people admitted to eating the same wrap three days in a row because they'd made a big batch of filling on Sunday.

Convenience foods are doing heavy lifting

The vegans I talked to weren't spending hours in the kitchen every night. They were leaning hard on shortcuts. Frozen veggie burgers. Canned beans. Pre-made hummus. Jarred pasta sauce over whatever noodles were in the pantry.

One participant's dinner log for Thursday simply read: "Amy's burrito, bag salad." Another wrote: "Trader Joe's orange chicken, rice from the rice cooker, sriracha." These aren't elaborate meals. They're Tuesday night survival mode.

This tracks with what we know about decision fatigue. The more choices you eliminate from daily eating, the easier it becomes to stick with any dietary pattern long term. Boring consistency beats exciting burnout every time.

The Instagram meals do happen, just rarely

To be fair, a few genuinely impressive meals showed up in the logs. Someone made a full Thai curry from scratch on Saturday. Another person assembled a mezze spread for a dinner party. One guy made his own seitan, which felt almost mythical.

But these were weekend events. Special occasions. The exception, not the rule. Most weeknight entries looked more like "pasta with whatever vegetables were about to go bad" or "rice bowl again but added hot sauce this time."

The gap between content creation and actual consumption is huge. That stunning Buddha bowl probably took 45 minutes to assemble and photograph. The rice and beans took seven.

Snacking is gloriously unexciting

I expected at least some variety in the snack department. Instead I found a lot of apples with peanut butter. Handfuls of nuts. Crackers. Hummus and carrots. One person listed "spoonful of peanut butter, standing at counter" multiple times.

Nobody was making their own energy balls. Nobody was dehydrating kale chips. The snacks were simple, portable, and required zero preparation. This is what real life looks like when you're not optimizing for engagement.

There's something liberating about seeing this laid out. You don't need a Pinterest board of elaborate vegan snacks. You need some fruit and something to dip vegetables in.

Final thoughts

After reviewing all these food logs, I felt genuinely relieved. The pressure to make every meal an event, to prove that vegan eating is exciting and varied and worthy of documentation, it's exhausting. And it's not how most successful longtime vegans actually operate.

They operate on systems. On repetition. On having a handful of reliable meals they can make without thinking. The fancy stuff is reserved for when they have time and energy, which isn't most days.

If your vegan week looks like oatmeal, leftovers, and frozen convenience foods with the occasional homemade curry thrown in, congratulations. You're doing exactly what the veterans do. The Instagram vegans aren't lying, they're just showing you the highlight reel.

The real documentary is much more boring, and that's precisely what makes it sustainable.

 

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Jordan Cooper

Jordan Cooper is a pop-culture writer and vegan-snack reviewer with roots in music blogging. Known for approachable, insightful prose, Jordan connects modern trends—from K-pop choreography to kombucha fermentation—with thoughtful food commentary. In his downtime, he enjoys photography, experimenting with fermentation recipes, and discovering new indie music playlists.

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